Meet the Little Things
That Shouldn't Be This Cute.
They did not begin in this Myco-Verse. Somewhere beyond our own realm, six tiny patchwork beings slipped across a dimensional seam and eventually surfaced at Myco-Emporium. Each arrived carrying fragments of another place: strange dreams, forgotten memories, peculiar energies and more stitches than anyone has successfully explained.
The First Stitch
Nobody at Myco-Emporium remembers inviting them into this realm.
The remaining seven percent remains under investigation.
MYCO-VERSE CLASSIFICATION
ORIGIN MYCO-VERSE: UNKNOWN
CROSSING METHOD: UNCONFIRMED
LOCAL ACCESS POINT: MYCO-EMPORIUM
HOSTILITY INDEX: NEGLIGIBLE
HUGGABILITY INDEX: ALARMINGLY HIGH
Meet the Original Six
These are the first six Myco-Stitchlings confirmed to have crossed into this Myco-Verse. Each carries a different combination of patches, memories, personality and residue from the unknown realm they left behind.
OPEN EACH MYCO-VERSE FILE FOR RECOVERED ENTITY DATA
Toxic Taffy Stitchling
Lime, peach and approximately one bad decision away from glowing in the dark.
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Whatever existed there involved unusual amounts of fluorescent candy, dimensional energy and substances researchers have politely chosen not to lick.
It has an unusual fascination with brightly colored objects and has repeatedly attempted to adopt glow sticks.
Lemonberry Dreamstitch
A little citrus sunshine stitched onto something that has definitely seen the other side of bedtime.
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It is believed to collect fragments of pleasant dreams before they evaporate at sunrise.
Researchers have recorded faint citrus scents and unusually peaceful electromagnetic readings whenever it is nearby.
Hexie-Stitchberry
Sweet berries, strange magic and enough stitches to raise several perfectly reasonable questions.
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Some recovered memories appear to involve fruit shaped suspiciously like hearts.
Its stitching occasionally glows shortly before improbable coincidences occur.
Stitchenstein
Half cream. Half darkness. Completely uninterested in explaining the laboratory incident.
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Shortly after recovery, it was placed beside a laboratory coil for examination.
The facility lost power for eleven seconds.
When the lights returned, Stitchenstein had moved to the center of the workbench.
Nobody has volunteered an explanation.
Coralberry Dreamstitch
Peach-colored dreams, berry gardens and just enough strange stitching to keep things interesting.
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Since its arrival, it is frequently found near flowering plants, moss and forgotten garden paths.
Tiny berry-like growths have occasionally appeared wherever it rests overnight.
Cotton Candy Dreamstitch
A pastel dream stitched together somewhere between a carnival and a cosmic cloud bank.
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It appears unusually sensitive to music, colored lights and carnival environments.
It has repeatedly been observed staring at galaxies for extended periods while surrounded by the faint smell of spun sugar.
October 3, 2026
Although their journey began somewhere far beyond this realm, the original six Myco-Stitchlings make their first official public appearance in this Myco-Verse on October 3, 2026.
Their crossing becomes the beginning of an ongoing Myco-Emporium exclusive collection here, while additional Stitchlings may still be waiting somewhere beyond the dimensional seam.
CONFIRMED ENTITIES: 06
ORIGIN REALM: UNKNOWN
CROSSING STATUS: STABLE
Born Beyond
This Myco-Verse.
The Myco-Stitchlings originate from another Myco-Verse entirely. Their original realm remains unidentified, and no stable route back has yet been discovered.
Myco-Stitchlings are available exclusively through Myco-Emporium.
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